Christmas Jokes

Kernowyouth asked a class of Year 8 students in one of Cornwall's secondary schools to supply us with the best of their Christmas jokes. This is what got them laughing...

Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything he can't hear you!
FROM ALEX

Q:If athlete's get athlete's foot, what do astronaunts get?
A: Missile toe!
FROM JHALEN

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: I don't like sprouts!
FROM CALUM

Q: What do you get if you cross dracula and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
FROM TOBY & DI

Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve.
FROM ALEX

Q: What does a beard wear at Christmas?
A: Santa
FROM ALICE & AMELIA

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet
FROM JHALEN

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The north poll
FROM CALUM

Q: Why couldn't the cat work her new DVD player?
A: She kept pressing paws!
FROM ALEX

Q: Why is Santa's little helper always depressed?
A: Because he has low elf esteem!
FROM LUKE & DI

Q: What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood
FROM CALUM

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle
FROM JHALEN

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbing along!
FROM ALEX

Q: What's on the end of Rudoplh's nose?
A: A tomato
FROM ALICE & AMELIA

Q: Why do birds fly south for winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
FROM JHALEN

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snow flakes
FROM CALUM

Q: What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas Cards?
A: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ  (No L)
FROM ALEX

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin
FROM JHALEN

Q: What kind of nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
FROM CALUM

Q: What is an ig?
A: An igloo with no toilet!
FROM ALEX

Have you got any Christmas jokes? Share them on our usual joke page which you will find on our drop down menu at the top of this page. Please note you will not be able to attach any images. You will simply have to type out your joke. We look forward to hearing from you.

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